26.2…you know, those bumper stickers you see on everyone’s car? The miles in a marathon. A goal, an achievement, a right of passage of sorts…Anyone who has run a marathon knows that the race (and the training!) will test and try you both physically and mentally. That is why I find this verse so fitting. So much so that I have designed my next tattoo around it to celebrate finishing my first marathon.
But Aimee, this is supposed to be a blog about infertility, what the heck kind of tangent are you on now?!?! My point is that this journey through infertility often feels like a marathon in many ways. It’s long, it’s hard, you go through phases, sometimes you even hit the wall. It is definitely testing and trying me, examining my heart and mind in many ways. And I guarantee I will not be the same person when I get to the other side, no matter what that looks like.
Marathon training is long and grueling. There are days that you look forward to your run and days that you just do it because your schedule says you should. (Kind of like that timed intercourse thing huh?! 😜) And any good training plan mixes things up. Long slow distance runs, speed intervals, tempo runs, cross training….just like we are constantly mixing it up trying to find what works for baby making…there’s lots of theories out there about the best way to train for a race, just like there’s plenty of theories about the best way to get knocked up. Daily intercourse….no you should make it every other day….time it for the day of ovulation…or should you time it for the few days prior when the CM is most hospitable? Hey, I have and idea, maybe you should stand on your head after intercourse!! Cut down caffeine, cut out alcohol, cut out dairy, cut out gluten, lose weight (but not too much!)…take weird supplements, EAT MORE PINEAPPLE!!! As we all know, there’s even horrible advice on how to do it too. One of my most favorite quotes I read on an infertility blog is, “I will throat punch you if you tell me to get drunk, or just go on vacation and relax!”
Once the training is done the race itself also comes with many ups and downs. At the beginning there is so much excitement, anticipation, adrenaline….nothing can stop you! That was me our first couple of months of trying. I never even considered that we wouldn’t be finishing the race.
Confession: I’m guilty of having parked in the “New and Expectant Mothers” parking space occasionally in the past. I always told Josh “I expect to be a mother some day,” and would pull right in. What an ass hole I was, huh? Is this karma coming back to get me?!?! That’s pretty much the equivalent if saying I’m just gonna run a marathon, no training necessary. I actually believed that having a kid would be as easy as everyone around me makes it seem. I had a friend tell me once, “I didn’t expect [husband] to sneeze on me and get me pregnant.” Damn, add this to the list of things not to say to a woman struggling to conceive….
Anyway, back to the race, somewhere along the way you start to question what the heck you were thinking getting yourself into this. In Pittsburgh that’s usually right around Birmingham bridge, a long gradual uphill followed by a steep climb up Forbes. It’s definitely the most infamous portion of the course. The trick is to just put one foot in front of the other and not look up the hill. I’m trying to keep that in mind through this journey right now. The more I look ahead at what may be in store for us the more scared and stressed and neurotic I get. I’m doing my best to not look up the hill and to just take it one month, one cycle at a time.
During the course there are miles when you feel like all you can do is focus on getting through that particular mile, and there are times when you settle into a little groove and miles start rolling by. You might even get a second wind when you hit a section with good crowd support, and the next thing you know you’ve conquered a few miles. Of course you may also “hit the wall” and have no idea how or if you’re even going to finish.
I feel like this is exactly the same oscillation of motivation and emotions I’ve been going through while TTC. Sometimes I’m super motivated and on top of things and hopeful while other times I’m at the edge of a cliff ready to give up and start planning our kid-free life.
Which brings me back to my original point (see, I may be tangential but I’ll get there eventually….) This journey through infertility is often long and windy. Most of you probably know this. If you’re new to the game, perhaps you haven’t experienced it yet. Things seem to take forever and a day. And there is just no way to map it out, no AAA trip tick. Even when you think you have a good plan in place, “Hey-o, AF here, staying on vacay for a little longer. See ya next Tuesday!” 😂
And at each juncture it seems like something extra comes up and adds on a mile or 2. We are currently on a little detour while Josh takes some medication that’s supposed to give his boys swimming lessons (more to come on that later). I may have said this once or twice but I am a huge planner. And none of this is fitting into my plans. My plan was to have 2 kids and be sterilized by age 30….here I am 3 1/2 years past that and still trying for one. Once we realized things weren’t going to come so easy I set out a plan that entailed starting IUI in June/July. Welp, here we are and IUI isn’t even an option right now. Why do I keep making these plans? Setting these deadlines? It’s ridiculous but I can’t help myself. One of the biggest things I’m learning on this journey is patience and making adjustments. Which, all in all, isn’t such a bad lesson. I may be tired, and hot, and sweaty and blistered, but for now im going to dig deeper and keep pushing, keep hoping, keep running towards the finish line hoping to get that medal at the end that makes it all worth it, because this is one DNF I’m not ready to accept.